Like so many others over the years, I’ve been hit with over a dozen or so different Traffic ‘penalty notices’. Mostly unwarranted, annoying or petty.

I will say though, if they add to only even 20 in over 50 years, I’ve still managed to get myself out of 90%.

Like so many others over the years, I’ve been hit with over a dozen or so different Traffic ‘penalty notices’. Mostly unwarranted, annoying or petty.

I will say though, if they add to only even 20 in over 50 years, I’ve still managed to get myself out of 90%.

My name’s Nathan and I’m a retired Marine Engineer & Systems Analyst with an interest in creating useful ‘calculators’. Like many of you, I’m just an average driver that now and then makes an error of judgement or stupidity. Sometimes I even park in ‘illegal places’ because it’s necessary and obstructs nobody else. It was during one of these ‘common sense’ places I parked for 15 seconds to pick up a senior citizen….and I gained a ticket. Yeah, so technically I ‘broke the law’ but more realistically I helped an elderly lady get home.

Trouble was…..I don’t suffer fools so well anyway, but one had just waved a red flag in my face.

Now I do accept and understand that without rules we would never move our car from our drive, because there are some selfish dipsticks out there for sure…BUT…let’s use some common sense here Mr Traffic Warden…Policeman…Clampers….SAS (soon)!! If PETTINESS is going to subvert LAW….

 

If plonkers are going to pretend THEY are the Law…rather than Judges……Then I AM GOING TO FIGHT BACK. YOU SHOULD TOO in most cases and perhaps I can help you here like I help myself. A TRAFFIC TICKET HAS ZERO LEGAL VALUE UNLESS YOU OR A TRAINED JUDGE DETERMINE YOU ARE GUILTY OF AN OFFENSE…… and BECAUSE this is the case…..YOU have to PROVE NOTHING…..BUT YOUR ACCUSER SURE DOES.

BUT…..NOT FOR ONE MINUTE must you think I am even slightly interested in helping a dangerous road fool escape due punishment. I’m not and I seriously hope fools will see they were fools and take it on the chin.

For those of you just being victimized and used as a generous benefactor to the multiple BILLIONS that are collected annually in every developed nation….Allow me the opportunity to perhaps offer some methods that might reduce some of the pain.